A couple of weeks ago, we had company come and stay over. It was the Other Slave's mom. Can you guess what she brought with her? A Dog-bunny! He has these funny floppy ears, he must be some kind of lop. Anyway, his name is Russel. He is going to stay with us now. We're not sure what we think of him, and I kind of think the feeling is mutual....
Here he is with Jack. Mom says he's an older guy and we should be nice to him. We don't really bother each other, but you should see him and Jack! It's like this guy doesn't speak rabbit. See, Jack will tell him to GO AWAY with a big scary lunge and a grunt, and you know what he thinks?? He thinks she is playing! He gets this dopey grin and wags his stupid long tail! And he makes this really LOUD noise!
So the rest of us usually just stay still and let him come over and groom us. Then he gets bored and goes away. Not Jack, though. She launches at him in full attack! Yesterday she bit his head. He still thought she was playing. Maybe he speaks some other bunny language.... like Backwards Bunny English or something. Definitely a foreigner.
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LOL, you will have to TEACH him to speak bunny:) Once he understands it, you can boss him around and have another slave:)
We are working on a text book of Bunny for non-speakers, hope it will be ready in time to help Russel, in the meantime we encourage Miss Jack to bravely continue on......
Maybe Jack would do better to lie still and get groomed along with the rest of you. Well, maybe with time the dog-bunny will figure you all out. Be patient, Fez. You're a superior species, you know.
hey fanks fur stoppin by! u iz da cutest bunniez!
Soh Abbey iz a hungree hippo bunny like dat kitteh in da moovie?
Dat funny dog bunny iz weerd. Dey dont speek kitteh well neevur. Hims seems nise ta groom u doh.
Gotta be payshunt wif doggies... but dat is hards! Dey wiggle too much!
LMTO!!! hahaha... oh you poor bunnies!!! I stay well away from those "foreigners"...hehe.
Russell??? Doesn't sound like a bunny, doesn't act like a bunny, doesn't smell like a bunny ... maybe a cat .. cats are weird.
Ohhhh he is soo furry furry cute! Hop on over to our blog and meet Baxter! He doesn't get buns either! Mom says they are bagels.Err, I mean beagles.
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Poor Russel! He'd better learn to speak Bunny fast, before Jack takes any more pieces out of him!
Hoomins have a hard enough time understanding buns, imagine what Jack is going through. I hope she goes easy on him...
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