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7.08.2008

Queen Jack





That's me. Queen, get it? If you forget, I will bite you, so take care to treat me as the royalty that I am. Since Fez returns tomorrow, unfortunately, I thought I would take the chance to let you all know and adore the glory of me before you have to go back to listening to his stupid musings. I have been here the longest, I was rescued after living with a family that let their dumb dogs chase me around. I don't like anybunny in MY space, and I especially do not like sharing Mom. I am forced to however, with this ragtag collection of sorry sad rescues. She is such a sucker, sometimes it makes me sick. Mostly I just wish she was with me all the time. She through I would like a friend, and tried to get me to like Norbert. Well I did not like him and his stupid nose poking in at me, trying to be friends, so I bit him. Finally, she got the point. Mom is a little slow sometimes, so I have to encourage her to do things by way. I hahve her pretty well trained now and hardly ever have to bite her. I've got to get going, I do need my beauty sleep. Better get it while I can, once Fez gets back the whole house will be back to chaos. Ta-ta for now.

6 comments:

mum of critters said...

hey guy! you sound a lot like my archi! don't blame your mom for trying to give you a friend. lots of bunnies like to have friends and she just wanted you to be happy. she didn't know you wouldn't be. it's a good thing you have her to love you up!

d. moll, l.ac. said...

You are the boss, that is for sure! One tough bun. And adore your mom in your own tough guy way. But really Norbert seems like a nice fellow, give him another chance, friends can be nice and you can steal his treats, ha, ha, more for you!

Glenna said...

Well, he talks tough, but he's basically a mom's boy, isn't he? And a handsome devil he is!

Glenna said...

Wait--he's a she, isn't she? She looks like a he.

furrybutts said...

Hmm.. I think so.. Jack's a she.. otherwise Jack wouldn't be Queen Jack, right?

The Bunns said...

Fez? IS that the same Fez we know that you are talking about? Fez the Cupcake????